Funkytown [cracked] Guide

This meme is often confused with a much darker video (see Part 3). If someone says "Don't search Funkytown" or mentions it in a horrified tone, they are not talking about the Gmod meme.

When in doubt, listen to the original 1979 track. It's harmless, joyful, and won't traumatize you. 🕺 Funkytown

| If you hear "Funkytown"... | It probably means... | Your safe response... | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | At a wedding, party, or on the radio | The disco classic. | Start dancing. It's a banger. | | In a gaming or meme subreddit (2020-2024) | The Gmod glitch meme. | Laugh or post a confused reaction image. | | In a true crime or dark web discussion | The shock video. | | | From a friend who looks disturbed | The shock video. | Tell them: "Don't describe it. Let's talk about something else." | This meme is often confused with a much

The lyrics are deceptively simple: "Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me... Gotta keep movin'." It's harmless, joyful, and won't traumatize you

For twenty years, the word lived peacefully in the pop culture lexicon. The Shrek franchise used it. The NBA played it during timeouts. It was a karaoke standard.

a voice echoes. It doesn’t sound entirely human, and that is exactly the point. It is sliced, filtered, and fed through a vocoder until it sounds like a robot falling in love on a Saturday night. 🪩 The Groove Takes Over