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"That bird doesn't know our names. It doesn't know we have a mortgage or that I'm scared of spiders or that you cry at the end of Paddington 2 every single time." A wife has headaches, morning breath, and work stress

She laughed—that low, sleepy, real laugh that had made me fall in love with her in a coffee shop six years ago, when she'd spilled a latte on my notebook and then insisted on buying me a new one, then drew a cartoon bird on the cover to apologize. She is always in the mood, always energetic,