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Leo crawled under K.C., who smelled of gingerbread and wet dog. As he combed, the fur came away in waves—glittering, absurd, heavy with forgotten tinsel. The others hummed an ancient, tuneless carol. Boris’s eyebrow squirrels perched on K.C.’s horn and chittered.
At the door stood a woman in a velvet gown, her own long auburn braid trailing to her knees. “Leo Thorn,” she said, not a question. “The Yeti of Yule. We’ve followed your Instagram. That winter mane you grew in ’22? Legendary.”
But for the 1,200 who were there — refreshing secret storefronts at 3 AM, trading hairy holiday memes, and receiving a box of fluffy nonsense in the mail — “A Very Hairy Christmas Private Society 2023 w Exclusive” remains a warm, fuzzy memory. Literally.
: It was also the title of an early stop-motion werewolf Christmas story created by the illustration duo The Brave Union I Love You More | Vroman's Bookstore
: A central theme is the playful, often illicit "affair with a certain St. Nick," using satire to humanize and sexualize legendary figures for comedic effect. Event Highlights (The "Exclusive" Experience)
: In late 2023, certain high-profile events in Los Angeles, such as those held on Hollywood Boulevard , offered exclusive atmospheres with "disco attire" and funky accessories, though these are typically marketed under specific promoter names rather than a broad "Private Society" banner. A Very Hairy Christmas with Jolene Cuisine